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Post by ulvestad on May 22, 2006 14:11:58 GMT
2 munk's sat in the tower and look'ed down on the nones. One of the munk said to the other. I bet i can get that none to "...." me. The other munk did not believ that was possible so he bet against him. The next day the munk wonder out in the woods and got naked. Layed down. Spread some leaves over him self so that only his "...." shoved. The none came and pikt mushrooms. One Sopp( mushroom) trallala( singing) to sopp trallala, three sopp trallala, four sopp, four sopp, four sopp, four sopp......(the munk came) The other munk saw it all. And tought he schould try it the next day. He got out in the woods and got naked. Layed down. Spread some leaves over himself so only his "...." shoved. Then the abbedise came and picked sopp. With hear deep voies she said. ONE SOPP TRALLALA, TO SOPP TRALLALA, THREE SOPP; THREE SOPP, THREE SOPP TRALLALA. The end. I hope you understand my bad writing. And the joke. It's funny in Norway.
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Post by SandStorm on May 22, 2006 14:29:35 GMT
;D I have to cover myself on the beach and wait for one girl to catch up my "mushroom" ;D
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Post by Iver on May 22, 2006 21:37:17 GMT
LOL when I think of the joke in Norwegian, it's even funnier
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Post by Iver on May 22, 2006 23:37:45 GMT
;D
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Post by LazyEye on Aug 10, 2006 13:22:24 GMT
Here is a joke. As policemen (at least in our country) are considered to be very stupid we have a lot of jokes about them. Actually, every joke that there is for a blonde, the same joke can be applied for a poliman. OK, here's the joke: A policeman wanted to date a girl he liked but he didn't know what to say on the date. So, he asked a frined what to say. His frined said:"Well, you take her out in the park, or something, and you say to her: You see that star - pointing to the sky. And as she will say yes, you say: she cannot match your beauty". And so, the policeman took the girl for a date but unfortunatelly for the policeman, there were clouds on the sky, not a star... He waited and waited, and after an hour or so, he realized he had to say something. As he didn't know what to say, he decided to try his friend's advice and said to the girl: "You see that star up there (pointing to the sky)?". The girl said: "I don't see a single star". And the policeman: "You see that rock over there?". The girl said: "Yes". The policeman: "Well, if I bump you on the head with it, you're gonna see all the stars!!!" Here is another one... sorry for typing on the same post, but it is about policemen again. Actually, this is a real event - it happened to me and a frined a cuple of months ago. So here how it happened: We are sitting in a bar, and we were telling jokes about policemen without noticing that there are 2 policemen sitting on the table behind us. And we came to the joke: Why are always two policemen in a police car? - Because the one can only read and the other can only write .... They apparently have heard the joke but we didn't knew... And the time came to go home. We went in the car and started drving home (my frined was drviving)... after a mile or two we were stopped by the same policemen (they were, as usual, two). We got out of the car and they wanted some ID. We gave them. Before taking the ID's the one policeman said that they overheard us in the bar... (and laughingly said): "One can read - the other can write huh" ..... And he takes our ID's opens the first ID and says (to the other policemen who was in the car): "Hey mate, write......" Hope you understand and like them Take care..
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