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Post by SandStorm on Sept 9, 2009 2:33:00 GMT
to be guy is... - suffer one ball hit our nuts - strangle with a tie in a summer heat - shave every day, EVERY DAY and when the blades are bad, get cuts - living in the constant thrill to punch or be punched - take care of the barbecue when everyone enjoy the party. - notice she changed her hair color from dark blond to half dark blong. - see she got new shoes. - listen from his wife " i have not enogh clothes" when the problem is where to place a new wardrobe because the old one is bloating with clothes - take care of all mechanical problem in her car - leave work 5 hours earlier because the girlfriend got a flat tire, and can't use the lifter to remove the tire - notice she changed her perfume - being the heavy loader with moving - remain calm and shut, listening to her crying because she broke a nail, while earlier the afternoon he had a fight with his boss and punched him, being fired. - living with the fear of one hand going up where it is not supposed to be, for a prostate examination.
I would rather have 100 pains, than a hand going there!
and in the all, is all easy for a guy, because we don't have "the monthly ketchup"
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